120 Jokes for Toddlers (Includes Funny, Knock Knock, Trick or Treat Puns)
Whoever said that laughter is the best medicine must have been hanging out with toddlers. Those little bundles of energy have a natural gift for finding joy in the simplest things.
So why not add to their endless giggles with a few (or 100+ in fact) jokes that are tailor-made for tiny tots?
Whether you’re looking for silly knock-knock jokes, playful puns, or some “trick or treat” fun, we’ve got it all right here!
Laughter starts now!
Funny Jokes for Toddlers
Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don’t fish play piano? Because they can’t find the right tuna!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
What did the cupcake say to the frosting? You’re so sweet!
Why was the toy car so good at its job? Because it always stays on track!
What kind of toy flies in the sky? A heli-kite!
What do you get if you cross a robot and a tractor? A transfarmer!
Why did the teddy bear never feel hungry? Because it was always stuffed!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
Why is the sky so happy? Because it has a bright sunny day!
What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
How do you know flowers are friendly? They always have buds!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a flying car? A plain car!
How do cars greet each other? They give a honk!
Why did the airplane get sent to its room? Because it had a bad altitude!
Why was the baby strawberry upset? Because its parents were in a jam!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
What did the little boy tell his friend? I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to the playground? Because he wanted to go to the slide park!
What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What shape is always right? A right triangle!
Why was the little triangle always upset? Because it never seemed to have a point!
What color is a cat’s favorite? Purrr-ple!
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven eight nine!
Why is ten afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine! #onceagain
How does a number stay cool? By chilling in its shade!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
Knock Knock Jokes for Toddlers
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split, so ice creamed!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bumblebee.
Bumblebee who?
Bumblebee cold if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the music, I love this song!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—Moo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s raining!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
No, I prefer Google!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a burger, I’m hungry!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy bear is in the window!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snowball.
Snowball who?
Snowball’s gonna be fun this winter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the tub, I’m drowning!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Willow.
Willow who?
Willow you be my friend?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a really good friend!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me, I forgot my line!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
Ice cream soda people can hear me!
Trick or Treat Jokes For Toddlers
Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating? Because he had no body to go with!
What do witches put on to go trick or treating? Their boo-tiful costumes!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite!
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
What do you call a mummy eating in bed? A crummy mummy!
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road? It had no guts!
What do skeletons say before eating? Bone appetit!
What’s a ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!
What did one piece of candy say to another? You’re sweet!
Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
What do you call a dancing ghost? A boogie man!
Why did the vampire go to the doctor? Because of his coffin!
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!
What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets!
What do you call a fat pumpkin? A pumpkin!
What do ghosts like to eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes!
Why did the zombie go to school? He wanted to improve his deaducation!
What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal? Steak!
Why did the witch stay in bed? She had broom-atism!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost? Do you believe in people?
Why are spiders great at trick or treating? Because they know all the best webs!
What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-ghetti!
How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle its funny bone!
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
What do witches ask for at hotels? Broom service!
What do ghosts like to drink in the morning? Coffee with scream and sugar!
Why did the skeleton stay out in the cold? He was a numbskull!
Why did Dracula become a vegetarian? Because he heard steak was bad for his heart!
What’s a ghost’s favorite candy? Boo-blegum!
What kind of monster loves to disco? The boogieman!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
How do you know a vampire has a cold? He starts coffin!
