200 Funny Jokes For Your Boyfriend (Includes Flirty, Roast, Double Meaning and Knock Knock Puns)
Laughter is the secret ingredient in every great relationship, and there’s nothing quite like a well-timed joke to keep the spark alive!
Whether you’re looking to make your boyfriend blush, roast him playfully, or get him thinking with a cheeky double entendre, we’ve got you covered.
This ultimate collection of funny jokes is designed to tickle his funny bone and maybe even have him rolling on the floor laughing.
From flirty quips that’ll make him swoon to hilarious knock-knock puns that never get old, these jokes are perfect for every occasion.
So get ready to charm, tease, and bring on the giggles—because a relationship filled with laughter is one that’s sure to last!
Couple-Friendly Jokes For Your Boyfriend
What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel? “I’m nuts about you!”
Why did the scientist break up with his girlfriend? There was no chemistry.
What did one volcano say to the other? “I lava you!”
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
Why do scientists say couples are like magnets? Because opposites attract!
What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I have a crutch on you!”
Why did the man propose to his girlfriend at the zoo? Because she was a perfect catch!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts.
How do you know you’re in love with a chef? They make your heart melt and your stomach full.
Why did the man send his wife the alphabet? Because U R A Q T!
What did the painter say to his girlfriend? “I love you with all my art!”
How do you know the ocean loves you back? It waves!
Why did the man fall for the girl next door? She had all the right “next-door” qualities!
What did the guy say to his girlfriend after she made him breakfast? “You crack me up!”
How does a vampire flirt? By saying, “You’re just my blood type.”
What do you call a couple who go to the gym together? Swolemates.
What’s a couple’s favorite game to play? Matchmaker.
Why did the couple go to the gym together? Because they wanted to work on their relationship.
What did one boat say to the other? “You’re my anchor.”
What did the man say when his girlfriend asked why he always carried her picture? “Because you always make my heart smile!”
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat? “You’re purr-fect for me!”
How did the skeleton ask his crush out? He said, “I’d love to have a bone-afide date with you!”
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? Prime mates.
How did the baker propose to his girlfriend? With lots of dough!
What did the light bulb say to its partner? “You light up my life!”
What did one raspberry say to the other? “I love you berry much!”
How do couples in the jungle get married? In a tree-mendous ceremony!
What did one calculator say to the other? “You can count on me!”
Why did the teddy bear refuse dessert? Because he was already stuffed with love!
What did the pizza say to the topping? “You’ve got a pizza my heart!”
How did the golfer express his feelings? He said, “I’m teed off without you!”
What do you call two snails in love? Shell-mates.
Why did the clock break up with the calendar? Their timing was never right!
What did the man say to his sweetheart on a snowy day? “I’m snow in love with you!”
Why did the Instagram influencer propose another Instagram influencer? He found her reely attractive!
What did the flame say to his girlfriend? “You’re on fire!”
How do bees show affection? By giving each other honey kisses.
Why did the mathematician bring a date to the party? Because he couldn’t function without one!
What did one egg say to the other? “You crack me up!”
How did the cowboy propose to his girlfriend? He said, “You lasso my heart!”
Flirty Jokes For Your Boyfriend
Are you a loan from a bank? Because you’ve got my interest.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and I’m one of a kind.
If you were a dessert, you’d be a fineapple upside-down cake – because you turn my world upside down!
Do you have a quarter? Because I want to call my mom and tell her I met “the one.”
Is your aura from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one – with all the right angles.
Are you an alien? Because you’ve abducted my heart.
Is your aura contagious? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of wonderful.
Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off every time I see you.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’ve got me feeling all smooth and silky.
I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin D….
If you were a seasoning, you’d be my favorite – because you add flavor to my life.
Are you a shooting star? Because my heart wishes for you every night.
Is your name caffeine? Because you’ve got me all buzzed and jittery.
Are you a sunrise? Because you’ve brought light to my world.
Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy!
Are you a time traveler? Because every moment with you feels timeless.
Do you have a compass? Because I’m lost in your charm.
Are you a star? Because your light is the only one I see in the night.
Are you a rainbow? Because you color my world.
Is your name Spotify? Because you’re playing the soundtrack to my heart.
Are you a lighthouse? Because you light up my darkest days.
Is your smile made of magic? Because every time you smile, I feel enchanted.
Do you have a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.
Are you a puzzle? Because without you, I’m incomplete.
Is your personality made of chocolate? Because it’s sweet and irresistible.
Are you a fireworks display? Because you make my heart explode with excitement.
Is your aura an artist? Because you paint my world with colors.
Are you a shooting star? Because you make my wishes come true.
Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you all day.
Are you a melody? Because you’re stuck in my head all day long.
Do you have a recipe? Because you’re cooking up some serious chemistry.
Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you effortlessly.
Is your charm made of honey? Because it’s sweet and irresistible.
Are you a highlighter? Because you brighten up my notes and my life.
Is your presence a holiday? Because every moment with you feels like a celebration.
Are you a lock? Because I think you’ve found the key to my heart.
Are you a poem? Because every word you say is beautiful.
Is your love a symphony? Because you make my heart sing.
Are you a river? Because you’ve got me going with the flow.
Roast Jokes For Your Boyfriend
“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for… except a sense of direction.”
“Babe, you’re like a software update—whenever you show up, I have to drop everything and hope you make things better.”
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. But if you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple who forgets to text back.”
“You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. But seriously, where did your cooking skills disappear to?“
“You’re like my phone—you light up my world, even though you’re constantly out of charge.”
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it by skipping my morning cup.“
“You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life, even if sometimes I have to read between the lines.“
“Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a weak connection.”
“You’re so smart, you’d probably beat me at chess. Oh wait, that’s checkers you keep losing at.”
“Is your love life a Ferris wheel? Because it seems to go round and round without much progress.“
“You’re like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day.“
“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you—except when you park.”
“You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, even if you stick to the roof of my mouth sometimes.”
“If you were a movie, I’d watch you again and again—mostly to make sure I didn’t miss any plot holes.“
“You’re like a math problem—sometimes I wish you’d just solve yourself.“
“Are you an alarm clock? Because you always manage to wake me up when I’m finally comfortable.”
“Your love is like a candle—it lights up my life… and burns down everything when left unattended.”
“Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te, but sometimes you’re hard to find on the periodic table of my life.”
“Your cooking is like a solar eclipse—it doesn’t happen often, but when it does, everyone stops to look.“
“You must be an electrician because you definitely know how to light up a room… even if it’s because you tripped over the wires.”
“You’re like a sunset—beautiful from afar, but as soon as I get closer, I realize it’s just the end of another day.“
“Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re always disappearing when I need you the most.”
“If laziness were an Olympic sport, you’d definitely win gold—if you bothered to get up and participate.“
“You remind me of a broken pencil—completely pointless, but somehow still charming.”
“You must be a snowstorm, because you always manage to freeze me out when you’re cold.”
“Are you a GPS? Because you always manage to find a way to get me lost in thought.“
“You have the patience of a saint… and the cooking skills of a toddler.”
“You’re like a mystery novel—full of suspense and I never know what to expect… especially when it comes to your plans.”
“Your life is like a soap opera—full of drama, and I’m just here for the entertainment.“
“Are you a mirror? Because every time I look at you, I see someone who needs a haircut.“
“You’re like a math test—challenging and occasionally makes me question my own intelligence.”
“Is your middle name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a weak connection.“
“You must be a traffic light, because you always know how to make me stop and go at the wrong times.“
“Are you a fire alarm? Because you always go off at the most inconvenient moments.”
“You’re like a riddle—confusing, perplexing, and somehow I’m still trying to solve you.”
“You remind me of my favorite song—you’re stuck in my head, even if I didn’t ask for it.”
“Your sense of style is like a treasure map—rarely accurate, but occasionally leads to something valuable.“
“Is your last name Procrastination? Because you’re always putting things off until tomorrow.”
“You’re like an app—sometimes helpful, but often just taking up space on my phone.”
“If you were a superhero, your power would be super-speed… at leaving things unfinished.”
Double Meaning Jokes For Your Boyfriend
Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears…and I get the urge to make things reappear.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes…and I wouldn’t mind finding my way to your bedroom.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you…but I wouldn’t mind paying the price.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection…strong enough to stream some real heat.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you…and I’d like to build something tall with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again…maybe without this shirt?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber…and I’d love to toss you in my salad.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie…and I want a slice.
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful…especially with you in the center.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te…and I’m feeling a chemical reaction.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you…and I might need some mouth-to-mouth.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple…and I’d like to peel you.
Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it…and I’d like a side of you.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?…because you’re radiating warmth.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future…and it’s looking bright.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm…and I need you to soothe me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard…to keep you cozy.
Do you like raisins? How about a date?…preferably under the sheets.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more…all night long.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for…and more than I could imagine.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest…and my body could use an investment.
Are you a light bulb? Because you turn me on…especially in the dark.
Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you…and I’m ready to ace the test.
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong…and I’m ready for a taste.
Is your body a keyboard? Because you’re just my type…and I can’t keep my hands off you.
Are you a fire? Because you’re too hot to handle…but I’m willing to get burned.
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon…and I’m ready to bundle up.
Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster…and I need a thorough examination.
Are you a mirror? Because I can see myself in you…and I like what I see.
Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge you all night…and still want more.
Do you have a compass? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes…and I’d love to find my way around you.
Are you a sandwich? Because you make me want to roll in the sheets…and devour every bite.
Are you a battery? Because I’m charged up by you…and ready to go all night.
Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I’d die…but with you, I’m fully charged.
Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get…and I’m feeling smooth.
Are you a race car? Because my heart races every time I’m with you…and I’m ready to go full speed.
Are you a spell? Because I’m under your enchantment…and I’d love to be bound to you.
Do you have a towel? Because I’m getting wet just thinking about you…and I might need to dry off.
Are you a plumber? Because you’ve got me all flushed…and I need you to fix my pipes.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you…and I’m ready to erupt.
Knock Knock Jokes For Your Boyfriend
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, and I always will!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how much I love you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher up, I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Owl always love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon me crazy with love!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce be together forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walrus.
Walrus who?
Walrus be together always!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kiss.
Kiss who?
Kiss me, I’m in love!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter believe I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry; I’m here for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget how much I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda one for me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana believe I’m crazy about you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pie.
Pie who?
Pie love you more every day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Romeo.
Romeo who?
Romeo heart is yours!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Apricot.
Apricot who?
Apricot my heart for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda be with you forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love I feel?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fig.
Fig who?
Fig-ure out how much I love you yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska if you love me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and kiss me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a hug right now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to tell you I love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah body loves you like I do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma heart go on without you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe believe how much I care about you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow body loves you more than I do!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy’s the day I fell for you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you love as much as me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fred.
Fred who?
Fred I’d be lost without you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at me and tell me you love me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore you, that’s why I keep knocking!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne you gonna let me in? I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben thinking about you all day!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey won’t fit in the door without you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome for loving you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos’quito bit me, but I still love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hug me? I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy my future with you!
