57 Riddles about Chickens
Welcome to our feathery world of fun and wit, where chickens are not just farmyard friends but stars of our riddle collection!
Each of these riddles in this collection is a unique blend of humor and brain-teasing twists, perfect for riddle enthusiasts of all ages.
Whether you’re a poultry aficionado, a lover of wordplay, or simply in search of a good chuckle, these chicken-themed riddles will keep you amused and guessing.
So, fluff up your feathers, set your minds to ‘egg-citing’ mode, and let’s see if you can crack the answers to these clucking good brain teasers.
Chicken Riddles
- What do you call a chicken that’s afraid of the dark?
- Why did the chicken join a band?
- What happens when you drop a hand grenade into a chicken coop?
- Why can’t a chicken coop have more than two doors?
- What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce?
- How does a chicken send mail to her friend?
- What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
- Why did the chicken get a penalty?
- What do you call an upset chicken?
- How do you know if a chicken likes you?
- Why did the turkey join the band instead of the chicken?
- What’s a chicken’s favorite composer?
- Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
- How do chickens stay fit?
- What did the chicken say when it got to the library?
- Why did the chicken go to the seance?
- What do you call a chicken that haunts your house?
- How do chickens dance at a party?
- What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
- Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
- What’s a chicken’s favorite kind of story?
- How do chickens bake a cake?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- What do you call a chicken who is good at math?
- Why did the rooster file a report at the police station?
- What do you call a group of chickens playing hide and seek?
- How do chickens leave a building?
- What do chickens grow on?
- Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
- What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
- Why did the chicken join a band?
- What do chickens write with?
- How does a hen leave its house?
- Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
- What happens when a chicken eats gunpowder?
- Why did the chicken go to the séance?
- What’s a chicken’s favorite type of movie?
- How do you know if a chicken is good at math?
- Why do chickens lay eggs?
- What do you call a chicken that counts her eggs?
- Why did the chicken join a sports team?
- What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
- How does a chicken stay informed?
- What kind of chicken grows on a tree?
- Why was the chicken so good at baseball?
- What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
- How do chickens end a day at the beach?
- Why did the chicken write a book?
- What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music?
- How do chickens cheer up their friends?
- Why did the chicken go to the doctor?
- What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
- Why did the chicken join the orchestra?
- How does a chicken send a secret message?
- What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- What’s a chicken’s favorite circus act?
Answers
- A chicken.
- Because it already had its own drumsticks.
- Eggsplosion.
- Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
- Chicken sees a salad.
- In a hen-velope.
- An egg.
- For fowl play.
- Chicken Teriyaki.
- It gives you a peck on the cheek.
- Because it had the drumsticks.
- Bach-Bach.
- Because it was a little chicken.
- With egg-xercise.
- “Book-buk-book-buk!”
- To talk to the other side.
- A poultrygeist.
- Chick-to-chick.
- An eggroll.
- It got tired of the same old yolk.
- A cluck-tale.
- From scratch.
- To get to the other slide.
- A mathemachicken.
- Because he suspected fowl play.
- Fowl play.
- Through the eggs-it.
- Poul-tree.
- He heard the referee calling fowls.
- Chicken sees a salad.
- Because it had the drumsticks.
- With a chicken pen.
- Through the eggs-it.
- It was a little chicken.
- It lays a bomb.
- To talk to the other side.
- A cluckbuster.
- It counts its chickens before they hatch.
- Because if they laid bricks, they’d be bricklayers.
- An egg-countant.
- Because it had the best foul shots.
- An egg.
- Through the newsp-peck-er.
- A poultry.
- It always hit fowl balls.
- Poultry in motion.
- With sand pecks.
- To make some cluck for itself.
- Beak-beat.
- They tell a yolk.
- It needed some tweetment.
- Lost.
- It had the drumsticks.
- In a hen-velope.
- A roasted chicken.
- To get to the other slide.
- The chicken trapeze.