65 Riddles about Ducks
Let’s face it, ducks are pretty cool creatures.
They waddle, they quack, and those little ducklings?
Forget about it, adorable overload.
But did you know there’s more to these feathered friends than meets the eye?
They’re also riddle rockstars!
We are saying this because we’re diving into a pond full of quacky riddles that will have you flapping your wings with delight (or maybe just groaning at some of the puns).
Get ready to test your knowledge, tickle your funny bone, and maybe even learn a little something new about these web-footed wonders.
Let’s see if you can hatch the answers to these riddles!
Duck-Themed Riddles
- What do you call a duck that steals?
- Why do ducks have feathers?
- What says, “Quick, quick!” but isn’t a duck?
- What time do ducks wake up?
- What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
- Why did the duck sit on the mailbox?
- What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
- What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
- How do ducks talk to each other?
- What do you call a crate full of ducks?
- Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they are flying?
- What do you call a duck that loves making jokes?
- Why was the duck put in the basketball team?
- What do ducks get after they eat?
- Why did the duck go to the bank?
- What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
- Why do ducks never grow up?
- How does a duck buy lipstick?
- What do ducks watch on TV?
- Why did the duck go to the barber?
- What do you call a duck that’s always telling lies?
- What’s a duck’s favorite ballet?
- Why did the duck stand in the middle of the road?
- What’s a duck’s favorite game?
- What do you call a duck who’s a detective?
- What did the duck say when it bought a new hat?
- Why are ducks bad drivers?
- How do ducks learn to fly?
- What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?
- Why did the duck cross the playground?
- What is a duck’s favorite snack at the movies?
- What do you call a famous duck?
- Why did the duck sit in the corner?
- What do you call two ducks and a cow?
- Why do ducks never feel unwell?
- What do ducks get after they swim in dirty water?
- What’s a duck’s favorite game show?
- Why did the duck get a red card in the soccer game?
- What do ducks say when they get a good deal?
- What do you call a group of ducks playing hide and seek?
- What’s a duck’s least favorite snack?
- Why are ducks good at fixing things?
- What do ducks eat with their soup?
- What do you call a duck that loves making bread?
- Why did the duck get a trophy?
- What do you call a duck that throws tantrums?
- What’s a duck’s favorite dance?
- Why did the duck join the band?
- What’s a duck’s favorite detective show?
- How do you get down off a horse?
- Why don’t ducks tell secrets in the pond?
- What do you call an astronaut duck?
- Why do ducks make great athletes?
- What do you call a duck with a broken wing?
- Why did the duck sit on the eggs?
- What’s a duck’s favorite TV channel?
- Why did the duck refuse to play cards?
- What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
- What’s a duck’s favorite type of bread?
- Why did the duck go to the new restaurant?
- What do you call a duck that’s always cold?
- What’s a duck’s favorite magic spell?
- Why are ducks never out of money?
- What do you call a duck that’s also a spy?
- Why did the duck join the circus?
Answers
- A robber ducky.
- To cover their butt quacks.
- A rubber duck.
- At the quack of dawn.
- A firequacker.
- Because she wanted to post a bill.
- A slam duck.
- Cheese and quackers.
- In ducktion.
- A box of quackers.
- Because they would quack up.
- A wisequacker.
- Because he was good at fowl shots.
- A bill.
- To get a new cheque book.
- A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
- Because they’re always down.
- She just puts it on her bill.
- Duckumentaries.
- For a little off the top.
- A fibber ducky.
- The Nutquacker.
- To lay it on the line.
- Beak-a-boo.
- A ducktective.
- “Put it on my bill!”
- Because they always quack up.
- By winging it.
- A Yankee Doodle Ducky.
- To get to the other slide.
- Popquack.
- A duckstar.
- Because it was a naughty ducky.
- Milk and quackers.
- Because they’re always ducking sickness.
- Duck muck.
- “Wheel of Fowl-tune.”
- For fowl play.
- “What a quacking deal!”
- A game of duck-duck-goose.
- Quackers and cheese.
- They have their own duck tape.
- Quackers.
- A bakery ducky.
- For being the best in the duckathlon.
- A firequacker.
- The duck-tango.
- Because he had his own drumsticks.
- “Quack Holmes.”
- You don’t, you get down off a duck.
- Because water quackles.
- A duckstronaut.
- They always have the best webbed feet.
- A lame duck.
- Because she wanted to hatch a plan.
- Duckumentary Channel.
- Because he was afraid of being dealt a bad hand.
- A quacktop.
- Whole wheat and quack.
- To try their peking duck.
- A chilly quacky.
- Abracaduckbra.
- Because they always have a bill.
- A spy-duck.
- To be part of the quackrobats.
