44 Pencil Riddles
Pencils are more than just writing tools; they can also be a source of fun and mental exercise as well!
Pencil riddles combine the everyday object with the challenge of solving brain-teasers.
Get ready to sharpen your wits as we explore some delightful riddles that will keep you entertained and engaged.
Pencil Riddles
- Why did the pencil draw a broken line?
- How does a pencil introduce itself in a party?
- What’s a pencil’s favorite mode of transportation?
- Why was the pencil always calm?
- Why did the pencil fail its math test?
- What did one pencil say to the other during a race?
- Why couldn’t the broken pencil win the argument?
- How do pencils apologize?
- Why was the pencil so good at history?
- What do you call a pencil with two erasers?
- Why did the pencil go on vacation?
- What makes a pencil unique at a party?
- How does a pencil feel when it’s sharpened?
- Why don’t pencils make good detectives?
- What did the paper say to the pencil?
- Why did the pencil draw stairs?
- What do you call a pencil’s best friends?
- Why did the pencil cross the road?
- What happens when a pencil takes a vacation?
- Why are pencils poor?
- What’s a pencil’s favorite subject in school?
- Why don’t pencils tell secrets?
- What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
- Why was the pencil so small?
- What did the paper do when it met the pencil?
- How do you know if a pencil is good at math?
- Why was the pencil always tired?
- Why did the pencil go to school?
- What do you call a pencil that doesn’t work?
- What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
- Why do pencils always seem to understand you?
- What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
- Why was the pencil so good at explaining things?
- How did the pencil feel about winning an award?
- Why did the pencil go to bed?
- What did the pencil say after making a mistake?
- Why did the pencil look different?
- What happens when a pencil breaks in two?
- Why was the pencil so popular?
- How does a pencil stay in shape?
- Why was the pencil’s story so confusing?
- What did the eraser say to the pencil?
- Why did the pencil keep getting lost?
- What did the math book say to the pencil?
Answers
- Because it couldn’t draw a straight line.
- “Hello, I’m write on time!”
- The “lead” car.
- Because it always had a point to stay composed.
- Because it couldn’t decide which point to stick to.
- “Look sharp, we’re drawing to a close!”
- It couldn’t make its point.
- By erasing their mistakes.
- Because it could go back to any period.
- Pointless.
- To get a little break.
- It’s always the highlight.
- A little sharp, but quite on point.
- They always lead you on.
- “Write on!”
- Because it wanted to draw a step up.
- Eraser and paper – they always stick together.
- To get to the other side of the stationery shop.
- It gets a little break!
- Because it’s always a little sketchy with money.
- Drawing.
- Because they’re always worried about being erased.
- Stop going in circles and get to the point!
- Because it was a little short on lead.
- It felt quite torn about the encounter.
- It always has a point.
- Because it worked overtime on the drawing board.
- To improve its skills in draw-matics.
- Non-sense-sical.
- You’re looking sharp today!
- Because they’re always on point.
- You’re really sharp today!
- It always had a fine point.
- It was beside itself, write on cloud nine.
- Because it was drawn out.
- This is not the end; I can still be turned around.
- It was feeling a bit dull.
- You get a couple of pointless pieces.
- Because it was part of the in-crowd (ink crowd).
- By doing daily circular motions.
- Its plot was all over the place.
- You always bring out the best in me.
- It kept going down the wrong paths.
- Stop going in circles and get to the point!
