63 Riddles about Frogs

Are you ready to jump into some amphibian amusement?

Today, we’re diving headfirst into the world of frogs with a collection of riddles that will have you scratching your head (or maybe swatting at flies…just kidding!).

Whether you’re a full-fledged frog fanatic or just hopping on board for some fun, these riddles will put your knowledge of these slimy superstars to the test.

Ready, steady, go!

Frog-Themed Riddles

1. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
   
   
2. Why are frogs so happy?
   
   
3. What do you call a frog that’s illegally parked?
   
   
4. How does a frog feel when it has a broken leg?
   
   
5. Why did the frog take the bus to work?
   
   
6. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
   
   
7. Why are frogs so good at basketball?
   
   
8. What do you get if you cross a cat with a frog?
   
   
9. What’s a frog’s favorite candy?
   
   
10. Why did the frog read a book?
    
    
11. What do frogs do with paper?
    
    
12. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
    
    
13. What’s a frog’s favorite game at a party?
    
    
14. Why did the frog join the band?
    
    
15. What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
    
    
16. What do you call a frog spy?
    
    
17. Why are frogs so good at measuring?
    
    
18. What’s a frog’s favorite flower?
    
    
19. What do frogs wear on their feet in winter?
    
    
20. Why did the frog become a lighthouse keeper?
    
    
21. What kind of music do frogs love?
    
    
22. Why did the frog stop jumping on the bed?
    
    
23. What’s the smartest type of frog?
    
    
24. How do frogs communicate?
    
    
25. Why don’t frogs use libraries?
    
    
26. What’s a frog’s favorite fast food?
    
    
27. Why was the frog sad about his job?
    
    
28. What do frogs drink at parties?
    
    
29. What do you call a group of frogs waiting in line?
    
    
30. Why did the frog take a bus to the pond?
    
    
31. What did the frog say after telling a joke?
    
    
32. What’s a frog’s favorite outdoor activity?
    
    
33. Why did the frog go to the bank?
    
    
34. What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
    
    
35. Why are frogs so good at classical music?
    
    
36. What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
    
    
37. How do you know if a frog is illiterate?
    
    
38. What do frogs sing during the winter?
    
    
39. Why did the frog join the gym?
    
    
40. What is it called when a frog parks illegally?
    
    
41. What is a frog’s favorite time of year?
    
    
42. Why don’t frogs like online games?
    
    
43. What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
    
    
44. Why was the frog an amazing baker?
    
    
45. What do you call a magical frog?
    
    
46. How do frogs send messages to each other?
    
    
47. What is a frog’s favorite movie genre?
    
    
48. Why did the frog take a ladder to school?
    
    
49. What do frogs do with their cars when they travel long distances?
    
    
50. Why did the frog write a book?
    
    
51. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?
    
    
52. Why did the frog become a detective?
    
    
53. What did one frog say to the other?
    
    
54. How do you know a frog is formal?
    
    
55. What’s a frog’s least favorite weather?
    
    
56. Why did the frog enter a race?
    
    
57. What do frogs use to clean their houses?
    
    
58. Why did the frog become a history teacher?
    
    
59. What do frogs read for fun?
    
    
60. Why did the frog stop playing piano?
    
    
61. What is a frog’s favorite sport?
    
    
62. Why don’t frogs use umbrellas?
    
    
63. What is a frog’s dream vacation?

Answers

1. It gets toad away.
   
   
2. Because they eat whatever bugs them.
   
   
3. Toad-ally illegal.
   
   
4. Unhoppy.
   
   
5. His car got toad.
   
   
6. Open toad sandals.
   
   
7. Because they always make jump shots.
   
   
8. A cat that can leap over ponds.
   
   
9. Lollihops.
   
   
10. Because he wanted to jump to conclusions.
    
    
11. Rip-it.
    
    
12. Because it jumped on the road and got a flat.
    
    
13. Croak-et.
    
    
14. Because it could drum with its hind legs.
    
    
15. French flies and a diet croak.
    
    

16. A croak and dagger agent.
    
    
17. Because they always carry a ruler.
    
    
18. Croak-us.
    
    
19. Leap-frog boots.
    
    
20. He had a natural talent for frog-horn.
    
    
21. Hop and roll.
    
    
22. His mom was getting jumpy.
    
    
23. A leap-frogger.
    
    
24. Toad-ally by croaking.
    
    
25. Because they always jump to conclusions.
    
    
26. Burger King-frogger.
    
    
27. His career was unhoppy.
    
    
28. Croak-a-cola.
    
    
29. A queue-er frog.
    
    
30. He wanted to jump traffic.
    
    
31. “Time to ribbit up!”
    
    
32. Leapfrog.
    
    
33. To deposit his jumping checks.
    
    
34. French flies.
    
    
35. They have perfect frog-pitch.
    
    
36. A hopalong Cassidy.
    
    
37. You see them jump over every “read” light.
    
    
38. Froze-toads.
    
    
39. To get those hopping muscles.
    
    
40. Frog parking.
    
    

41. Spring.
    
    
42. They prefer the hop-scotch approach.
    
    
43. Prince Charming.
    
    
44. He made unbeatable frog-cakes.
    
    
45. A Jumperdini.
    
    
46. Through hopscotch mail.
    
    
47. Hop-rror movies.
    
    
48. Because he wanted to get to high school.
    
    
49. They get them toad.
    
    
50. To make a long story short.
    
    
51. Mistle-toad.
    
    
52. He was great at leaping to conclusions.
    
    
53. “Time’s fun when you’re having flies.”
    
    
54. When he’s wearing a toad.
    
    
55. Boiling weather.
    
    
56. He wanted to jumpstart his fitness routine.
    
    
57. A mop and frog.
    
    
58. Because he was excellent at times leaps.
    
    
59. Hoplines and fairy toads.
    
    
60. He couldn’t find the right keys.
    
    
61. Long jump.
    
    
62. They prefer to hop in the rain.
    
    
63. A trip to the Great Barrier Reef.